Clean up bears!

So if you remember that sweet picture my darling baby bear drew for me, I decided to show everyone because It's the only nice one I have. Papa bear and Baby bear are always making a mess-
"Baby bear, put that down! We are guests in this swamp!"
You see? I don't even know where papa is! When we're at home, I'm always cleaning up after them. When we're visiting people I try to stop the messes from happening. What's a mama to do? My weekly tea is the only thing that keeps me sane and ever since the wicked witch told me how she really feels, I've been having tea with the mad hatter when I have the time. Try staying sane around that one! That Shrek had better get back here soon or I'm going to go stir crazy!

Bears.

Isn't that just the cutest picture? Baby bear drew this picture of me before Farquaad banished us all. Papa bear thinks it looks like a sun burnt hamster in a pink apron but I think it's beautiful. My baby bear is so talented! Such a shame Farquaad felt a need to banish the little ones along with everyone else. Besides, not everyone here is a freak. I mean personally, there are days I wouldn't be opposed to leaving Gingy, Pinocchio or the pigs here but that wouldn't be right. No matter how annoying they can be, they're not freaks (again I find the issue of Pinocchio.) Although even the ones that are, arguably freaks are pretty nice creatures. Farquaad had no right to banish us! And couldn't he have at least banished us somewhere nicer?
That's all from Mama bear today.